Dear Prince Clementine:
First off, we love you very much.
Second , here's a list of lessons from this weekend.
1. Buford's giant bowl is meant to hold the doggy's water. When you grab its edge and pull toward you, the water spills everywhere and your parents go scrambling for towels. Maybe you knew this. Remember, Buford can't drink the water if it's not in the bowl.
2. "Sippy cups" are called that because babies drink from them. This requires that someone (preferably you, PC) lift the cup to your lips and tip it toward you. Holding the sippy cup upside down like a salt shaker means your parents scrambling for towels.
3. This is huge. The toilet is the white ceramic bowl where you poo and the bathtub is the bigger white ceramic tub where you clean yourself. When you poo in the bathtub we have to scramble for towels and hold you over the toilet (we can see how this is confusing). Remember, it's cold when you're wet and hanging over the toilet as the area is sanitized. Think of bath time as relaxing, yes, but not
too relaxing.
We love you very much.
Your parents